ALI ORR EWING (England)

1. 'Ali Baba'

Goal Keeper

Special Qualities - The Last Resort

SEBASTIAN PUJOL (France)

22. 'SBSH'

Goalkeeper

Special Qualities - Always playing with the head

JOHNNY SYMONS (Capt)(England)

3. 'Remy'

Right Back

Special Qualities - Gaffering and Bitch Slapping Team Mates

DANNO BURNSIO (Italia)

4. 'Burnsio'

Centre Back

Special Qualities -It's all about the hair

BRIAN LALOR (Ireland)

5. 'Lalor'

Centre Back

Special Qualities - He just loves everybody!

HUY DRUMS (Vietnam)

16. 'Huy'

Right Back

Special Qualities - He plays the drums!

BRANDON GAULTHIER (Canada)

2 'Brando'

Left Back

Special Qualities - The Body Check

GARETH O'HARA (Ireland)

15. 'Gaza'

Defense

Special Qualities -

STEVE CRISTENSEN (Denmark)

17. 'Danish'

Defense

Special Qualities - Touchdowns

DAN DOCKERY (England)

33. 'Trau'

All over the pitch

Special Qualities - Yellow Cards, triple Headers, Cramp attacks

SEB SOUYRI (France)

21. 'Seb'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Russian Helicopter

RICHARD RASTALL (England)

7. 'Rasta'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Queen of the Unforthcoming Penalty Appeal

COLM ROSS (Ireland)

14. 'Ross'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Just trying not to have a heart attack!!

MIKE CLIFFORD (England)

18. 'Clifford'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Shouting 'Boomshakkka at inappropriate times

MATTHEW LEE (Australia)

6. 'Lee'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Frustration and talking loudly with the referee

ANTONIO BERTRAND (France)

09. 'Antonio'

Midfield

Special Qualities - Mediterranean style.....

DOUGLAS PYPER (Scotland)

8. 'Baraban'

Winger

Special Qualities - 24 years old, single and looking...

AIDAN DOCKERY (England)

19. 'Dock'

Midfield

Special Qualities - This

PAULO (China)

. 'Polo DJ'

Midfield

Special Qualities -

SCOTTISH MARK (Scotland)

?. 'Scottish'

Midfield

Special Qualities - The Man with No Number

ARNAUD GUIGNARD (Switzerland)

20. ' Arnadze'

Left Midfield

Special Qualities - East European Playing Style

JOSE(Argentina)

. 'Jose'

Striker

Special Qualities -

GIBBY KALULE(Uganda)

12. 'Kalule'

Striker

Special Qualities -

GILES COOPER (New Zealand)

11. 'Uncle'

Striker

Special Qualities - Shouting Loudly, Large Socks

CONNLA STOKES (Ireland)

10. 'La Tete'

Striker

Special Qualities - My name's La Tete, need you ask?